MISOGYNY STALKS THE DUCK
Unconfirmed reports are suggesting that a serious outbreak of Misogyny is taking place at the Duck.
Although unconfirmed, it is currently believed that a self styled "Northern" section of the highly popular "Duck Flat Cap Society", have been recorded uttering what are believed to be strongly worded misogynous statements.
A reliable source has reported that they have a recording of a prominent member of this "Northern" contingent stating - "Confound all women" and "A society in which women are taught anything but the management of a family, the care of men, and the creation of the future generation is a society which is on its way out."
It is also believed that the following has also been recorded by a member of staff -"woman - part of each individual as being essentially nothing, and having no real existence, having no effective consciousness or rationality".
These revelations, if true will have a profound effect on the "Flat Cap Society" and an inquest will no doubt be held at the next meeting. This, in all probability will be an extraordinary special meeting of the "Duck Flat Cap" consumption committee, to be chaired by honorary secretary, "Driver Chard of El Haji Diouf" on Thursday of this week.
Further reports will be posted after the impending meeting.
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